Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.
Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.
Cady told me all day yesterday that she was a vegetarian. I made Pulled Pork in the slow cooker for supper. She continued to insist she was a vegetarian while she was saying "Yummy!" in between bites of her pulled pork sandwich.
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ha ha! That is too funny! Maybe she thought it was Pulled Tofu!
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